- Don’t Call Me, I Won’t Call You

- When a Slob is Just a Slob

- As Seen On TV

- I Just Can’t Work It Out

- Who Invited You?

- Remedial Resting

- Your Dog Deserves Better

- Turn the Beat Down Around

- Keep Your Pants On

- To Swerve and Protect

- House Rules

- What Women Want

- I Need a Vacation, Yours Will Do Nicely

- You Say “Lazy” Like It’s a Bad Thing

- Kicks, Cups, and Consternation

- Don’t You Dare Name That Baby

- The Waiting is the Heartless Part

- Hair Brained

- Studying Answers Nobody Needs

- Driving Me Crazy!

- With Friends Like These…

- People, They’re the Worst!
